ONE HUNDRED SECRET THOUGHTS CATS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS by Celia Haddon ( 9780340861707 )

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Title:

ONE HUNDRED SECRET THOUGHTS CATS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

By:

Celia Haddon

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Paperback

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ISBN 10:

0340861703

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9780340861707

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Publisher:

HODDER & STOUGHTON GENERAL DIVISION

Pub. date:

18 September, 2003

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Want to train your human even more purrfectly? One hundred ways to work out your human's weird behaviour and so gain more cat power. Cats rule OK!

Synopsis:

Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans. Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano. They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity. Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.

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Hodder & Stoughton Ltd

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