FOOTBALL JOKES by Macmillan Children's Books ( 9781447254614 )

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Title:

FOOTBALL JOKES
FANTASTICALLY FUNNY JOKES FOR FOOTBALL FANATICS

By:

Macmillan Children's Books

Format:

Paperback

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£5.99

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£4.37

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£1.62

ISBN 10:

1447254619

ISBN 13:

9781447254614

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Publisher:

PAN MACMILLAN

Pub. date:

5 June, 2014

Edition:

Main Market Ed.

Pages:

112

Description:

A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!

Synopsis:

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.

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Imprint:

Macmillan Children's Books

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Returnable

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