| Title:
|
5,000 GREAT ONE LINERS
|
| By: |
Grant Tucker |
| Format: |
Paperback |
| List price:
|
£9.99 |
| Our price: |
£7.29 |
| Discount: |
|
| You save:
|
£2.70 |
|
|
|
|
|
| ISBN 10: |
1785900242 |
| ISBN 13: |
9781785900242 |
| Availability: |
Usually dispatched within 1-2 days.
 Delivery
rates
|
| Stock: |
Currently 3 available |
| Publisher: |
BITEBACK PUBLISHING |
| Pub. date: |
11 February, 2016 |
| Pages: |
304 |
| Description: |
5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. |
| Synopsis: |
Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this book, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more. My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. --- A dyslexic man walks into a bra. --- An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. --- A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' --- I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. --- A neutron walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'How much for a pint?' To which the barman replies, 'For you, no charge.'--- I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' |
| Publication: |
UK |
| Imprint: |
Biteback Publishing |
| Returns: |
Returnable |
|
|