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Item Details
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"MOCK THE WEEK": 1001 SCENES WE'D LIKE TO SEE
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| By: |
Dan Patterson |
| Format: |
Paperback |
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£8.99 |
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| ISBN 10: |
0752227327 |
| ISBN 13: |
9780752227320 |
| Publisher: |
PAN MACMILLAN |
| Pub. date: |
2 July, 2010 |
| Edition: |
Unabridged edition |
| Pages: |
240 |
| Description: |
The funniest beach read in years: 1,001 laugh-out-loud one-liners from the writers of the hit BBC2 show |
| Synopsis: |
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon -- well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOU'D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: '"James, he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.' |
| Publication: |
UK |
| Imprint: |
Boxtree Ltd |
| Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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