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Title: MERDE ACTUALLY
By: Stephen Clarke
Format: Paperback

List price: £7.99


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ISBN 10: 0552773417
ISBN 13: 9780552773416
Publisher: TRANSWORLD PUBLISHERS LTD
Pub. date: 1 April, 2006
Pages: 448
Description: A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress?
Synopsis: "Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle." (The Times). A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress? Paul opens his English tea room, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter; samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons; and, on a return visit to the UK, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in merde? Merde Actually. In his second comedy of errors, Paul West continues to sabotage the entente cordiale. Author's apology: "I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer." (Stephen Clarke).
Publication: UK
Imprint: Black Swan
Returns: Returnable
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