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Item Details
Title:
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DON'T CALL ME GRANDMA!
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By: |
Susan Day |
Format: |
Paperback |
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£11.98 |
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ISBN 10: |
1365230570 |
ISBN 13: |
9781365230578 |
Publisher: |
LULU.COM |
Pub. date: |
10 August, 2016 |
Pages: |
142 |
Synopsis: |
Don't Call Me Grandma! probes the little-known underworld of my life as a grandma - the fearsome challenge against time that makes choking seem delightful. Do people assume you don't have sex anymore? Has babysitting become the supreme fear in your life, surpassing demonic possession? Were you ever assaulted by a baby biscuit? These are a few fearful situations that I have endured as the result of my agonizing transition from normalcy to the geriatric nightmare of becoming a grandma. Don't Call Me Grandma! also delves into the trauma of getting older. The "golden" years are not golden. The title, Senior Citizen, holds no rank. Wrinkles WILL find you. Allow me to bring some light-hearted laughter to your busy day through Don't Call Me Grandma! - a satirical but humorous revelation depicting every hidden aspect of what happened to me when I was hit with the double whammy of getting older and becoming a grandma. |
Publication: |
US |
Imprint: |
Lulu.com |
Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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