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Item Details
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KIDS' SILLIEST JOKES
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| By: |
Jacqueline Horsfall, Buck Jones (Illus) |
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Paperback |
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£4.99 |
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| ISBN 10: |
1402705980 |
| ISBN 13: |
9781402705984 |
| Publisher: |
STERLING JUVENILE |
| Pub. date: |
1 March, 2003 |
| Edition: |
Remastered and Revised ed. |
| Pages: |
96 |
| Description: |
How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bath! What does a slice of toast wear to work? Jam-mies! A bumber collection of more than 600 hysterical jokes, riddles and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up as they get deeper and deeper into the laughter pit! |
| Synopsis: |
Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers as: "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the bathroom? One that tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldn't the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She was Sleeping Cootie." And there's monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why do vampires gargle? So they won't have bat breath." With all these silly jokes to choose from, kids will keep themselves laughing for hours. |
| Publication: |
US |
| Imprint: |
Sterling Juvenile |
| Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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